You who love me deeply, be sure that I love you too! In fact, I love all my loyal subjects. Yes, I am a good sovereign. That’s why I prepared many gifts for all of you.
As you know, I am the best cook in the world.But nobody is perfect. Not even me. I am very scatterbrained. I put all your treasures in a safe place. So safe that I inadvertently lost track of them! Fortunately, there are good people like you in my realm. And good people deserve a reward.
Send me a message to firstname.lastname@example.org, with “Jag är en pillesnopp” as an object. If you are the first to do so, I’ll send you a postcard.